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I watched this with my sister she was like:

Her:What would you do if THAT was coming at you?

Me: Run the other fucking way as quickly as possible.

Or ripping clothes off ……

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:> I just love Charlie Scene’s voice

-cough-

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Awkward times with Mom

PLEASE tell if anything similar happens with your mom???

Or if mines

just a little….

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SO We were bra shopping at Victoria Secrets, you know, doing girl shit.

We go into the same changing room because it’s huge and I was obviously NOT thinking.

I take off my shirt. Mom gasps.

 

I freeze and in my head i’m all like “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck why???? why must I have hickeys, bruises, claw marks, and teeth imprints???!!” Mom is unaware that I am a healthy, SEXUALLY ACTIVE teenager.

Mom: W-what are all those red marks???

Me:-speaks quickly, not really thinking- They’re bites 

I think to my self:YOU ARE A STUPID  BITCH FOR SAYING THAT SELF

 

Mom: Oh! Like mosquitoes? Or fleas?

I went along with it. She believed it. I avoided THAT sex talk

So yeah.

 

pooreridumb:

bigsisternotti:

theheartofjesus:

pooreridumb:

that moment when you start laugh-crying next to your kind of crush in science class because holy shit

dfungldfjkgn

baby

Awwww 3;

What’s this from???

it’s from BFF which is a webcomic made by goknights!!

read it it’s perfect 

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Omg It’s so AMAZING <33333

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rafiki-town:

Meat was put here on this Earth to be eaten….

No. All living creatures were put on this Earth to experience Life. The Goddess loves every single one of her creatures equally. You think She likes that we stuff these animals into battery cages, torture them, and end their lives prematurely? Because I don’t. I think the Goddess is much more loving and caring than that. I think she weeps over it. The only way you can eat meat and still follow the rede is if you raise the animals yourself or get them from a local farm that has maybe 10 cows, rather than a factory farm that has thousands.

Beautifully put. Life is a gift given by the Goddess to anything living. Just because we were created with a higher understanding and brain power, what gives every human the right to decide what animal should live or die? Who decided that meat was put on this Earth to be eaten? The Christian God? Not everyone believes in him. Humans have meat in our body, does that mean we, too should be eaten?

theheartofjesus:

pooreridumb:

that moment when you start laugh-crying next to your kind of crush in science class because holy shit

dfungldfjkgn

baby

Awwww 3;

What’s this from???

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